There’s a lot of talk about space right now – commercial space flights, China’s moon mission, maybe even Mars colonies. When humans do finally inhabit space – which will be sooner than we think – it’ll be the deathbed for earth religions, especially the ones coming out of the desert. The other gods know this. [...]
Archive for the ‘Gods’ Category
The Secret History of Satan
Posted: 7th March 2010 by Zeno Telos in Cool Satan (Bacchus Satanas), Gods, Guerras Machinas Apocalyptica, Uncool Satan (Mars Satanas)Tags: Ares, Cool Satan (Bacchus Satanas), Dionysus, Satanica, Uncool Satan (Mars Satanas)
I’ve uncovered one of the great cosmic secrets- the origin of the devil himself. Humanity has been contemplating the complexities of Satan for millennia. Freemasons and Templars spent their lives searching and dying for these answers. I started struggling with this concept when I realized how close we were to Guerras Machinas Apocalpytica – the [...]
CHRISTMAS, PAGANS, SANTA CLAUS AND HIS STEAMBOAT
Posted: 25th December 2009 by Zeno Telos in Christianity, Gods, Modern PolytheismTags: Christianity, Christmas, Gods, Modern Polytheism, Santa Claus, Sinterklaas, Xmas
by Zeno Telos
‘Tis the season again for that annual Christian outrage over using “happy holidays” versus “merry Christmas”. The debate, however, misses some important background. Xmas is not a Christian holiday. The central tenants of Christmas reveal its pagan core- a flying bearded fat man, elves, talking reindeers, pine trees with presents, and festive feasts [...]
Jack Black does Flying Spaghetti Monster vs the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Posted: 6th December 2009 by Zeno Telos in Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gods, Modern Polytheism, VideosTags: Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gods, Invisible Pink Unicorn, Jack Black, Modern Polytheism
Lord Cheeses and Her Pinkness duke it out in this timeless rock epic. Don’t miss the shots of the beer volcano and stripper factory in FSM heaven. And for the hardcore, here’s the mp3.
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Sodom & Gomorrah Explained
Posted: 12th October 2009 by Zeno Telos in Christianity, Gods, VideosTags: Christianity, Hebrew Bible, Old Testament, Sodom & Gomorrah
The most important video ever produced on the Hebrew Bible or Old Testament.
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The Return of Polytheism
Posted: 12th October 2009 by Zeno Telos in Christianity, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gods, Modern PolytheismTags: Christianity, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gods, Modern Polytheism
by Zeno Telos
The Greeks figured out something amazing in their understanding of the divine. Other gods were inhuman monsters whom civilizations feared, such as Egyptian or Babylonian deities, or all-powerful bastards whom civilizations feared, such as the Hebrew God. Not the Greek gods. They looked like us, partied like us, and would even come down [...]
Facebook Quiz: Think of Ten Gods
Posted: 24th September 2009 by Zeno Telos in Christianity, Danzig, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gods, Modern PolytheismTags: Christianity, Danzig, Dungeons & Dragons, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Gods, Harry Potter, Modern Polytheism, Norse Gods, Wicca
by Zeno Telos
Think of ten gods you have contemplated worshiping and write about each one, explaining the factors you considered and what your final decision was. Some of your questions may have been, “How do I know which God to worship? How can I distinguish between them and know I am worshiping the right one?” [...]
