Comments on: Facebook Quiz: Think of Ten Gods http://zenotelos.com/facebook-quiz-ten-gods Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:14:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Zeno Telos http://zenotelos.com/facebook-quiz-ten-gods/comment-page-1#comment-34 Zeno Telos Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:13:23 +0000 http://zenotelos.com/?p=11#comment-34 Thanks for the strigil tip. I'm heading to the agora to get one now! Thanks for the strigil tip. I’m heading to the agora to get one now!

]]> By: TsuDhoNimh http://zenotelos.com/facebook-quiz-ten-gods/comment-page-1#comment-33 TsuDhoNimh Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:52:40 +0000 http://zenotelos.com/?p=11#comment-33 #1: A correction: Ganesh is the elephant-headed god -- the remover of obstacles. Vishnu is said to have a Universal Form beyond mortal perception, so I suppose that could include an inperceptible elephant head... #2: Getting bathed in warm olive oil might be nice, but then you have to scrape it off with one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strigil #5: If you're a priest, you get to wear the skin of your victims too. Bonus! You know, you forgot one other thing you can worship: yourself! This has all sorts of advantages, including: you will never doubt your own existence, increased self-esteem, and it's a great excuse for conspicuous consumption. If you think you're awesome, then everyone else does too, right? RIGHT?! #1: A correction: Ganesh is the elephant-headed god — the remover of obstacles. Vishnu is said to have a Universal Form beyond mortal perception, so I suppose that could include an inperceptible elephant head…

#2: Getting bathed in warm olive oil might be nice, but then you have to scrape it off with one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strigil

#5: If you’re a priest, you get to wear the skin of your victims too. Bonus!

You know, you forgot one other thing you can worship: yourself! This has all sorts of advantages, including: you will never doubt your own existence, increased self-esteem, and it’s a great excuse for conspicuous consumption. If you think you’re awesome, then everyone else does too, right? RIGHT?!

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