The loving touch of His Noodly Appendage knows no boundaries.
Some worshipers of the Christian God claim that pagans and non-believers have no moral center. Which is why its fun to look at the community teams on Kiva, an organization that allows lenders to finance micro-loans to those living in poverty around the world.
The team “Atheists, Agnostics, Skeptics, Freethinkers, Secular Humanists and the Non-religious” is the number one overall lender. These blasphemous heathens have lent over $1.6 million, beating out Kiva Christians, who are just below $1 million. Under the category of Religion Congregations guess who’s on top? Move over Lord Jesus. Meet Lord Cheeses. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster claims the heavenly glory with its heretical membership out-lending number two and three teams: Kiva Mormons and Catholic Kiva.
To help spread the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you can join his team and start lending to small entrepreneurs with just $25. As the money is paid back, you can make new loans. My first loan was to a family making soccer balls in Bolivia. That’s two reasons to make a yearly contribution: spreading goodwill and expanding the presence of His Noodlyness. RAmen.
