Brace Yourself For War Games

Still laughing at Sarah Conner? Then check out the latest developments below.  Guerras Machinas Apocalyptica is coming.

Developing the computer brain: Researchers at IBM have developed their parallel cortical simulator, known as C2, to 4.5% the cerebral cortex capacity of a human brain, significantly higher than that of a cat. The complexity is at a point where they are struggling to figure out what the computer brain is actually “thinking”.

The groundwork for cyber control: Security firm McAfee recently released a report saying that we are at the dawn of cyber warfare, with the US, UK, Germany, France, China and North Korea already in the game. Through the internet, a country’s infrastructure – electricity, communications, business, production – can be disrupted.

And, of course, the robot killing machines: The Laboratory of Intelligent Systems in the Ecole Polytechnique Fédérale of Lausanne, Switzerland created a 1,000 robots that competed against each other in two groups for food. The machines were able to find hidden food sources, lie, detect liars, and pass on information to other bots.

Boston Dynamics, a robotics design company, developed The BigDog robot with funding from DARPA, an agency of the US Defense Department. It can carry 340 loads over all terrain types and walked 12.8 miles without stopping or refueling, a record for legged travel. It’s other project is Petman – a bipedal bot that sweats, stimulates human body temperature, and walks almost human-like.

Guerras Machinas Apocalyptica

Part II of The Most Likely Dystopia to Happen First (and what we can do about it)
By Zeno Telos

Judgement day?
Cylon Centurions

Judgment day?

Simulants, Cylons, Cybermen, Daleks. You’ve heard about them by many names, but this is it, baby. This is the doomsday we need to prepare for. While this story ultimately goes back to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, the modern version  is best portrayed in movies like War Games and The Terminator.

In our constant search for better war machines and defense systems to protect us from our enemies’ war machines and defense systems, there will arise robots and programs that gain consciousness and turn against us, their human masters. At first we’ll send these human-killing bots to other countries to pummel poor people back into the stone age and take their resources. We’ll love it. It’ll be hailed as a great invention. War without death, at least not our boys.

Soon we won’t need people ordering the robots. Smart bots will anticipate our needs and act accordingly with better results. Set on seek and destroy and they will. Then the consciousness will start to creep in. And then Skynet or Master Control Program will take over and start sending the robots to murder us, launching nukes all over the planet.

Helping make this nightmare a reality is that military-industrial complex that Eisenhower warned us about. Not that we listend. It’s as strong and dominant as ever, continuing to make billions off the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Was Arnie right when he said, “Judgment day is inevitable.” Maybe, but we still have to try to stop it.

There’s clearly more than meets the eye going here and I’m not talking about COBRA. No, something sinister is behind this drive. After much thought and lot of scotch, I’ve determined that only one force that could devise and execute a plan of such horrific magnitude: Satan. Yes, the Devil himself is certainly behind this plot to wipe us all out.

Tell me Satan is not pulling the strings here: In 2009, the US is spending over one trillion dollars ($1,000,000,000,000) on war-related funding (“defense spending”) and is almost equal to the rest of the world’s military spending combined. The US is the world’s largest arms dealer, supporting over 160 countries with aid and weapons. Sounds like Beelzebub to me. Its not yet time to hole up in mountain bunkers stocked to the nines with guns, liquor, and ammo, but we need to start fighting the Satanic war machine immediately, before the toasters take over and implement their prime directive: “exterminate the whole human race.”